School

A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”

If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”

(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.

by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022

School

School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job

Me: that big building must be a school

by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022

School

I think you spelled hell wrong.

NEW EMAIL FROM person A
Person A: I cant wait for school!
Person B: you mean hell?

by slxt.3509 February 17, 2021

School

S= six c=cruel h=hours o= of o=our l=lives

Time for school! O you mean prison

by Mr. Terantula February 19, 2021

School

A living fucking hell. The teachers are demons in disguise. The principal is fucking Satan. That's school for you.

Person 1: I love school!
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my house.

by quacker_ February 22, 2021

School

Normally, people spend most of their childhood in a prison called school. As your annoying alarm clock starts ringing, you slap it to shut it down and then that's when you realize it- the break is over. You reluctantly pick yourself up drag yourself to school. When you get there, you stare endlessly at the towering building, wishing for a snow day so you don't have to go to school. As the bell rings, all your fellow prisoners go with you inside the school. You then sit down in your homeroom, where the warden makes sure everyone is present. As the warden, also known as a teacher, calls your friend's name and no one responds, it is clear he has escaped. The teacher calls the principal, who calls your friend's parents, who tells them he is sick. You sigh as you place your forehead on your desk.

Why is there such thing as school?

by Autumn Applegate March 2, 2021

school

the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering

me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*

by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021