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A living fucking hell. The teachers are demons in disguise. The principal is fucking Satan. That's school for you.
Person 1: I love school!
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my house.
by quacker_ February 22, 2021
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Normally, people spend most of their childhood in a prison called school. As your annoying alarm clock starts ringing, you slap it to shut it down and then that's when you realize it- the break is over. You reluctantly pick yourself up drag yourself to school. When you get there, you stare endlessly at the towering building, wishing for a snow day so you don't have to go to school. As the bell rings, all your fellow prisoners go with you inside the school. You then sit down in your homeroom, where the warden makes sure everyone is present. As the warden, also known as a teacher, calls your friend's name and no one responds, it is clear he has escaped. The teacher calls the principal, who calls your friend's parents, who tells them he is sick. You sigh as you place your forehead on your desk.
Why is there such thing as school?
by Autumn Applegate March 2, 2021
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the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering
me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*
by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021
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The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.

In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
Dead-ass, if school does anything other than stress people out then let me know
by Eevee😚✌️ March 12, 2021
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An defenition of hatred, Pain, and almitghty suffering sorry kids dont do school its bad for you.
6 hours or more for no reason nad then u dont even have time to sleep omg the worst place ever. School is very bad
by SchoolsBadXD March 22, 2021
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School is prison
by Frhvstjfcxdh March 25, 2021
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this ride is like school
by rishi savaged May 4, 2021
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