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shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
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Typically it's a comparison of something great or perfect, but can also mean god in some circumstances.
Typically it's a comparison of something great or perfect, but can also mean god in some circumstances.
by Donkeyh January 9, 2020
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Get the shrek mug.A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
Get the Shrek mug.To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business
During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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Get the Shrek mug.The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.
We will love you forever Shrek.
We will love you forever Shrek.
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023
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