Retard Rub

When someone is trying to say you are being stupid but politely by just rubbing your arm or shoulder or head.

" Im not being stupid, don't you Retard Rub me!!!"

by crazybirdlover September 6, 2009

Crypto-Retard

Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.

You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?

by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017

Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.

Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything

by Haywoodjablowme83 March 31, 2010

retard jones

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

by DCGM June 4, 2008

your retarded

Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.

Billy Bob: your retarded
Sally: Look who's talking. Get some grammar lessons, retard.

by Kathleen G. June 14, 2006