prison

It's like school, but you can't leave

whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 9, 2021

Prison Fire

(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.

Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”

Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”

by 7even 4our 1ne August 3, 2021

prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)

Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Prison Gangster

a prisoner who sticks with his own people (race). in or outside of jail.

Jose was approached by a young black male in south central la. When the black male raised his fist to punch jose, jose told him "im a prison gangster fool"

by Messiah May 17, 2015

Prison School

A type of school where it looks like a prison on the outside, and all the staff treat it like one.

Friend 1: OMG do you remember DCC? It was such a Prison School.

Friend 2: Oh yeah! It was like being in a prison but being forced to learn.

by L-o-n-e-l-y-Z April 8, 2022

The Prison Visit

The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.

I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit

by TheInmate December 7, 2017