peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Peanut Butter and Bitches

A word used when frustrated or angry.

"Hey Bob, someone stole yo dank."
"Aww Peanut Butter and Bitches!"

by Andr4w October 12, 2015

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread

He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner

by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023

Peanut butter

Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter

peanut butter yum yum

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020