poopy shlong dong

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

POOPY CUBE KEEPER

The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.

I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

AYO POOPY SOUPY ?!?

did you say AYO POOPY SOUPY ?!? Karen?

John: II have to poopy soupy!

carolyn had to AYO POOPY SOUPY ?!? so she let out an immense load

by deathcraver101 March 4, 2022

Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 13, 2020

poopy in my pantsies

when u go poopy in ur pants

Friend: “Brandon, lets go!”
Brandon: “I just went poopy in my pantsies.”

by fornite<mc August 2, 2019

Harry Hu-Poopy

When you have the urgency to go number 2 and it feels like a monster is about to unleash out of your butthole but when you sit down on the toilet, only a pebble of poop comes out and nothing else. No matter how hard you push, that pebble will be the only thing in that toilet. Thus, resulting in a 'Harry Hu-Poopy'.

I thought I had to shit real bad, turns out it was only a Harry Hu-Poopy.

by Turdsinkerman October 4, 2011

flaming poopy dookies

Something that is messed up, broken, often to an extreme state.

When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.

Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile

Apple removing headphone jacks from their devices is a flaming poopy dooky of an idea

Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.

by dewy0677 February 13, 2019