Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.

1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

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Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 27, 2022

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No Taco Tuesday

every month, a day comes up on Tuesday where you can't eat tacos. And this day is where everybody goes into a deep state of depression.

Yo I'm depressed because it's No Taco Tuesday

by YeetusFetus11 June 12, 2022

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Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.

Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!

by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022

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