I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
Get the Murdermug. In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
Get the Premasturbated murdermug. Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!
by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022
Get the murder hensmug. The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.
The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.
by He who knows11 March 26, 2022
Get the Axe Murderermug. A transitive verb where the direct object especially refers to someone's genitalia, especially a pussy. Used to say that you fucked someone with a great deal of force or intensity.
"Oh man, I went so hard on Kat last night. I murdered her pussy so good, she could barely walk the next day."
"Damn, you really murdered that pussy?"
"Yeah, I murdered her real good."
"Damn, you really murdered that pussy?"
"Yeah, I murdered her real good."
by SumWunGye November 5, 2021
Get the Murdermug. a game where people murder each other by whipping them with bananas, especially their bananas if you know what I mean.
by anonymous June 16, 2024
Get the Fortnite murdermug. Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.
“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
by HotLavaBoi December 6, 2022
Get the Murder Addictsmug.