Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.

"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"

by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009

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Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019

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Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.

"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"

by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012

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creep muffin

Typically a man who creeps so hard but remains sweet .

That guy Jerry is such a creep muffin but he sent me flowers .

by groupmentality April 17, 2017

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This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

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