moose foot

The male version of "camel toe". When one's testicles are clearly visible through the pants and undergarments. When a man's package is not contained by his garments.
Did you see the moose foot on that Ed Barrick guy?!
by Young Jedi May 05, 2005
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ride the moose

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.
Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.
by fragilenerd January 08, 2007
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moose juice

another way of saying coffee, used in kansas
hey marty, hook me up with some moose juice eh?
by god of agg poopy December 07, 2005
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Canadian Moose

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.
Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?
by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 01, 2012
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moose knuckle

a step above camel toe but not as big as elephant toe, reguardless its still a loose vagina.
hey chuck, i use to think your mom was a milf until she wore those pink spandex revealing her moose knuckle.
by Jon Sepulveda March 05, 2003
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Moose Fucker

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!
American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
by A Cunning Linguist April 16, 2007
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