Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022
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Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.
John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?
by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021
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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 13, 2024
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International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
by Midget hater. April 03, 2023
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Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.
I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.
by Pineapple River September 20, 2021
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midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length
Brandon is a midget beater
by Jacob eat June 25, 2018
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