Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.

Nathan is a Monkey Magnet

by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.

I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.

by pen486386 May 31, 2017

scum magnet

A person who attracts undesirable people of the opposite sex. Unlucky in love.

A "scum magnet" might be pursued by a romance scammer.

by sadderbutwiser November 26, 2013

Ranch High Schools Magnet Program

A School program filled with nothing but little bitches

“look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”

by deadman’s demon November 12, 2020