Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw

Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse

by verond September 24, 2020

Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.

Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law

by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017

Kaden's Law

When your friend thinks you know a bunch of inside stuff but never do because you weren't involved.

Friend: "Hey do you remember that time..."
You: "No. I wasn't there. Kaden's Law."

by Coolocity January 18, 2017

Andrians Law

“Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.

To be a true gamer, you must know Andrians Law.

by Kalashnikov 47 June 26, 2021

Hanham's Law

Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.

Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.

by tickles mcgee July 16, 2013

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Dogwin's Law

Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.

Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.

by pwnofallages October 12, 2013