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Late Train

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.
'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'
by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018
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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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Late-Season

The 2014 version of the 2013 slang "that's dead"
Man: If I take you out to dinner we're having sex.

Woman: That's late-season.
by The Black Garbo January 4, 2014
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medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2013
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Late night low

When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late
Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?
by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020
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Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating
by necobunny August 7, 2024
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Late variables

When you commit to do something fun with your friends only to be told by your partner you have to change your plans.
Ken: are you still coming on the holiday we planned?
Dan: sorry, I’m experiencing late variables.
by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025
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