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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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knights academy

knights academy is full of wet white kids who think there bad and dutty neeks. some dumbass teachers that do nowt but shout
by hiimgau123 September 26, 2022
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rusted knight

A man with looks but harsh backstories. Beaten and broken but loving and caring. Their best match is a torn princess because both cling like magnets. For they are both broken but if your man happens to be a rusted knight be thankful for he will never let you down or break your heart unless you do it to him first.
Hes a rusted knight. He looks like a rusted knight.
by ViolinCat27 December 13, 2018
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Hollow Knight: Silksong

The video game that crashed Steam, the Microsoft Store, Nintendo eShop, Playstation Store, and everywhere else after being stuck in development heaven for 6 years.
Person 1: Man, I'm so excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong! I've been waiting 6 years for it to come out!
Person 2: I know! I'm gonna buy it on Steam right now!
Person 1: Wait, Steam is down. I can't get the game.
Person 2: I had the same issue on my PS5, I guess it's down for everyone.
by The Skonger September 17, 2025
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Slave Knight Willow

this was made by skull jolanda gang 4evr dont
slave knight willow is DUMB!!!
by skull jolanda4evr May 10, 2023
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