Julian

Ew he’s a Julian because his dick has a king cobra hood
by matt sheppardd February 25, 2020
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fat boy dont be friends with he plays the clarinet TERRIBLY hes a rebound
DANG JULIAN ATE ALOT TODAY”
by on dani June 11, 2022
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Finder of emerging patterns, breaker of wrists and user of a bountiful lexicon.
Hi, I'm Julian otherwise known as Julienne carrots. Today I shall have a few bevvies and try ride a skateboard in my twilight years to feel young again. Whoopsy-daisy, I fell over. Oh deary, now my wrist is broken - send help!
by Professor Samrai December 23, 2021
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That one kid who wears vans and dark clothing. 80% chance that he will become your local school shooter or fuck boy. He can be sometimes quiet and chill or a complete psycho writing down his deepest objectives and what drives him to be the way he is, he also draws his ways of torture and most likely has videos of ISIS executions downloaded onto his shitty computer. He plays R6 but he is ass at it.

Julian is also secretly gay but expresses it to his one love.

Also celebrates 9/11 and believes that the Columbine shooting was the greatest event of human history.
Bro Julian shot my fucking leg Im gonna fucking die.
by JulianIsGay March 25, 2020
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Julian is an amazing friend and can always make you laugh! Julian always has a smile on his face and will always be there for you... He will love you for who you are and can be mean a lot of the times!! Julian is very handsome and will always look his best! Julian will satisfy you!
Girl 1: OMG WHO IS THAT NEW GUY?!?!
Girl 2: wait omg is that Julian?!?!!
Girl 1: he's so HOT!
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Idiot who tries to rape someone, Accidentally got his head covered in batter,And falls into a deep fryer.
Person 1:hey did you saw what Julian did
Person 2:No i didnt
Person 1:He deep fried himself
Julian:I put my balls in a deep fryer
by lalechugahacessshh December 02, 2023
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1. (noun) Julian is an irrational fish looking bruh who likes this skinny kid named Blaize for some reason and has hairy elbows.
Evan: "Julian is stupid."
by EvanhatesJonah November 15, 2019
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