by Max_mayfield August 6, 2022

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".
by Jdtodd July 6, 2017

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
by Nick t October 13, 2022

the biggest fag you'll ever find, and has the most ugliest face you've ever seen. Do we like Jon Hermann? No, we don't like a fucking faglord
by heipådeg69 October 16, 2017

That warzone player is a Jon
by Dth562 September 13, 2020
