Jason Moore

A beverage which consists of 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 Sprite.

The taste is described as similar to a "half-carbonated lemonade."

*Snaps fingers*

Pardon me, Waiter, but could you please bring me a Jason Moore. Thanks.

by JasonMooreNo1Fan September 21, 2016

Jason

Jason is a sound lad that pulls all the beours.jason tends to be ginger and have bald patches

Jason has alopecia

by Coolswagmemelord May 14, 2018

Jason

Jason is that boy. yes. that guy. that guy who will walk in the hallway, but then out of no where, starts running. He says weird stuff. It is hard to understand Jason, as you never know if he is being serious. Once hes on stage, you can't get him off. He never goes down with out a fight. Jason is nice. He makes you feel happy sometimes. But. No.

I know a Jason.

by jasonyeager10121 February 28, 2018

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

jason alexander

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

by FreePablo January 6, 2004

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

i love jason moura

by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019