Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.
by Quifeneck November 5, 2025
Get the Jamie Maymug. She is thick she is cute she can be horny (freaky) she has a strong attitude has dark curly hair she can speak spanish but only at home she is Smart Unique in a way she is absolutely a latina de puerto rico y dominican she is loud she a Good kisser and she a type of girl to talk to and she Good in bed if u know what i mean and she can be annoying but she is loveable people Say she is fuckable because how fine she is she gets turnt one hundred and she likes to be in crowds and she is mature and attractive by boys and when Jamie sees useless people they dead to her she is a Good and sexy person u gonna want to be with in high school like i said she can be horny asf when she by herself and she sometimes gets high and she likes a boy non stop she can give hickeys if she wants to she fucking amazing she Lost her v card she no longer fresh she dirty minded and likes to sitio on boys laps
by She is thick asf and cute August 29, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. An annoying but also funny brother/boy/cousin/friend to be around, very athletic and skinny, and he gets all the girls, if you get Jamie good luck but treat him well,
by aka.elyssa January 3, 2021
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie is a very strong , resilient he is old fashioned (opens the door for you pulls out your chair etc.) he would do anything to prove he loves you. Jamie can be your rock and the shoulder you cry on Jamie’s will love you for you and fix a heart they didn’t break
by Medusa2stoned January 14, 2025
Get the Jamiemug. A Jamie is a very cute and the most sus person someone will ever see. She often likes to eat funky mushrooms and at 4pm, her bubbly personality, incredible voice and deep love for music will make you want to sing along even if your voice is having a panic attack. Every day around a jamie is a better one, and even if a Jamie thinks she not cute enough or start enough it neva true she most big brian and beautiful person ever.
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by DonnyTheDonny September 11, 2021
Get the Jamiemug. 