Jackdick

Noun: A measurement, about the size of a flacid dick.

You are making me jackdick in sales!

by DDayKay January 17, 2019

Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.

After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.

by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021

nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.

James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.

by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008

ninny jacket

A neon pink florescent jacket worn by the band members: sazzy, bang and ninny of propa kickin super rad is what we aim for.

ninny jackets can be purchased from H+M kids department, and have been a major fashion item and part of band uniform since march 07.

dude wheres my ninny jacket?

by ninny1 November 19, 2007

lilac jacket

Brendon Urie's legendary zip-up.
Often induces teenie squeals, as well as some true fan screams.

TRUE-FAN EXAMPLE
Mandy: Brendon's wearing the Lilac Jacket!
Hailey: Righteous.

TEENIE EXAMPLE
Lizzy: *Squeal* Brenny Bear's wearing the jackiiiit!!!
Corrie: OMG I LUVER HIMZZ!!

by Jimminy Christmas March 15, 2008

BADGER JACKET

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck

a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket

by the Stinky Scotsman April 15, 2009

Green Jacket Sauce

As with 'awesome sauce', this is an exclamation or reserved sign of approval. The difference in this case being that the exclamation comes in the form of both complimenting and envying the guy wearing a Green Jacket.

Steve: So'd anything happen with that chick you met at the bar last weekend?

Dave: Not this time, brother.

Steve: No--damn dude, you guys hit it off at first, what happened this time?

Dave: The first time, she was feelin' the 'Green Jacket Sauce.' This tme, I wasn't wearing it.

by MM151 October 28, 2009