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bloody ice cream

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.
“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”
by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022
mugGet the bloody ice creammug.
a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
mugGet the touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆmug.

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum
" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "
by miny me November 28, 2023
mugGet the ice cream paint jobmug.

Volcano Ice cream

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.
I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.
by DABZnCali June 20, 2024
mugGet the Volcano Ice creammug.

ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
by mugsydean April 9, 2020
mugGet the ice cream feetmug.

ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.
The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.
by Othelia January 10, 2016
mugGet the ice cream fucktardmug.

Volcano Ice cream

When you have Diarrhea and it comes out burning the living hell out of your brown barking star fish.
I ate Mexican food with Christina today, and now I have volcano ice cream flowing from my ass.
by DABZnCali June 20, 2024
mugGet the Volcano Ice creammug.

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