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taco hockey

when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.
“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”
by ashthegoat November 19, 2020
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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
by Capndanpan December 31, 2020
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hockey ass

GD gunther has a hockey ass
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021
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hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt
gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021
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Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021
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Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.
We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party
by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021
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