Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

hockey cunt

Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.

As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"

by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016

Tonsil Hockey

The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.

"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"

by DSclavin March 16, 2020

Hockey boy

The worst high school stereotype in the whole world. Hockey boys are mean, stupid and just are very shitty, every move you do they make fun of you, they were stupid hats (touqes, baseball caps backward) and of course they play hockey

I hate hockey boys

by Sugoma13 March 7, 2024

Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.

You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?

by Adumbkid December 8, 2024

hockey puck

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals

when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks

by curtis450 December 19, 2017

select hockey

Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.

My son plays select hockey

by Puck snaps May 8, 2018