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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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Gooch

Short for gucci, but really is a synonym for good.
“All Gooch my man.”

“This lotion is gooch you want some?”
by Boopickthepoopup April 27, 2022
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Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.
Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"
by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024
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gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.
I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.
by Struk17 March 11, 2016
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gooch giggler

someone who tickle,pinches or twist the gooch
hey my kink is I love being a gooch giggler.
by 👁️🫦👁️ July 13, 2024
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Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
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