Gluke

A man called Luke who doesn't have any glutes but really ought to.

Hey Gluke, pass me that syringe!

by JoMamaDPD February 2, 2024

Giuseppe’d

Fluke.

Usually when playing tabled ball games such as billiards, pool or snooker

Oh, he’s gone and Giuseppe’d it again

by Gsepeboi November 24, 2023

gluee

2014 debut mixtape by swedish rapper Bladee. If you’re looking this up on urban dictionary you probably already know what it is :p

“Gluee by Bladee changed my life”

by HeyBeter12 November 25, 2023

glubé Tekké

Gloob-ay Tech-ay

a cellphone, or any connected device

Hey man, can you hand me my glubé Tekké?

by Kia Optima March 9, 2024

Glueless

A term to refer to someone as in regard to their overall intelligence, As may have been proven by them asking a dumb question or just generally doing something dumb, or could be used in a sarcastic tone stating something that is blatantly incorrect and jokingly insulting someone for saying the answer that would be correct.

''''Naval Exists'' ''What? No it doesn't. glueless.''''

by kikikiki2145 March 16, 2024

Glueting

An act of pouring down glue or technocol down your ass and then ripping it out in order to make ass hair dissapear.

Hey largemollusk i just tried glueting last night. My ass is cleaner then the White house.
Yo my sister shoved me glueting last night! That shit was delicius as fuck!

by [e-mail] March 24, 2024

glueless

When someone has done something that proves they are of under average intelligence or generally stupid or dumb.

''actually glueless''

by kikikiki2145 March 24, 2024