Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
Get the Kung Fu Jesusmug. by Jlewd August 28, 2019
Get the Crotch Fu Manchumug. The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.
"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022
Get the Fu pasmug. An Asian with the biggest ASS on planet earth and his own gravitational pull. he loves eating people and threatening to sit on you if you're not a good boy but he never does :(.
by i am Serbian October 29, 2025
Get the Tiger Fumug. by josefu0 May 18, 2017
Get the kung fu pornmug. by Vacuum March 21, 2019
Get the fu fu headedmug. When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020
Get the Fu manchumug.