English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018

Whiskey Breakfast

A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.

The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.

Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!

by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

by Middagh March 29, 2015

Alex Breakfast

It is gross, we don't like it or its creator, it is vile and we will all drown in its filth. Your only hope is to run.

I killed myself because of alex breakfast

by Senor Buttckeek September 21, 2020

breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.

Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.

by tracato January 4, 2010