turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma September 30, 2014

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.

Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.

by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019

Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

by john mugster March 17, 2019

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her blood on your fingers.

Scarlett: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: Not a chance, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

Tinder Finger

An overdeveloped and fatigued thumb caused by the left to right waggle of ones thumb whilst using the dating app tinder in search of clunge. Warning, could lead to arthritis in later life.

Dave: "I totally gave myself tinder finger searching for local snatch last night"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"

by SnatchGod November 13, 2013