Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her blood on your fingers.

Scarlett: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: Not a chance, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

finger winking

A method of winking that employs the use of ones fingers in a gun position. The creepier the look, the better.

Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.

Rob gets some sort of perverse satisfaction by finger winking all the girls.

by Henrietta Bobcat February 6, 2020

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.

Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.

by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019

Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

by john mugster March 17, 2019

Forest finger

The act of fingering a girl that's not from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire by someone that is from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire.

"went to london for the weekend and hooked up with this girl" mate says "did you give her the forest finger?"

by Dayneya October 9, 2011