Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

Acorn Fight

This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.

It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.

Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.

by american conkers October 10, 2011

Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.

1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.

by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016

Sac Fight

When two males engage in a vicious battle using their balls as lethal weapons to try and injure each other.

Did you steel my cheetos? Uhh no. I challenge you to a sac fight.

Dude I just got knocked out by that guys sac.

I gave him a black eye with my sac.

by Double AyeD July 28, 2010

Nice Fight

This fight occurs when a space is avalible for one person to walk through and therefore you and the other person go back and forth, repeating "after you" "no after you". causing anyone around to wait until someone goes through.

Today, while trying to get in to subway, these two guys kept having a Nice fight. It took me like 20 minutes to get inside.

by GeneralButtsecks November 18, 2010