Granny fanny

Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.

A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.

by sallyport August 11, 2010

Fanny Elves

Little green pointy eared beings that inhabit the dwellings between a cake munchers legs. Often come out to graze with others when men are around. The sensation can be described as some times painful, other times unusual and sometimes you can feel them falling out of you!

Example' Tim I think I have fanny elves -Jan o9'

by Santaaatimmy March 1, 2009

Fanny Piss

When a man sits down on toilet while urinating .

That was the best fanny piss ever , i was way too lazy to stand

by keysersoze1988 May 30, 2010

fankylc

your average joe. makes funny posts on instagram that make you go hee-hoo

oh shit, a fankylc post! can't wait to see what funny post he has in store :)

by wiimboy August 9, 2021

cat's fanny

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks

Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!

by paul bodycount September 24, 2005

melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

by Ken February 2, 2004

fishy fanny

When a girls legs are open and a smll of fish suddenly creeps up on you, usually originating from the vaginal area.

'OH, FISH. Kadi, shut your legs.'

'You have a fishy fanny'

by Jimmy Pee October 17, 2006