by spid3rgrave November 6, 2022

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

Anyone who's name is Ella/Eli has the best thussy. Unequivocally the best they/them pussy in the world, truly without equal or even competition.
Person A: I just had amazing sex with a fun person named Ella/Eli.
Person B: they must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.
Person B: they must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.
“Look at that Eli P.”
by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

James:yall seen Eli
Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli is a giant cock.
by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.
Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.
by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021
