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dork squared

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!
"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)
by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo December 14, 2008
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Dork

Someone that thinks they own a town because their mommy and daddy worked there, even if they're not originally from there and hold nothing sacred there.
The dork encouraged people in her congregation to report suspicion and hate crimes to her rather than question her. Jim Jones did the same things at his compound in Guyana.
by The Original Agahnim October 16, 2021
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Dork

Smart, sexy, best at absolutely everything, funny and has massive muscles
Rachel is not a dork
by Zubbs.Bubbs February 21, 2023
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Dorking

Dorking means to "accidently" slip "it" in a homie
"Ah s**t my bad you caught me dorking it"
by Secti9n May 18, 2025
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Dork

A dork is a nerd who is outgoing a d doesn’t take themselves too seriously, and also who people generally find cute or attractive. These traits make people think they are less intelligent than their reclusive, sexless counterparts, but in fact they are of equal intelligence. Dorks and nerds share in common the social ineptitude that comes with high intelligence. Geeks, on the other hand, are fairly social and form tight knit communities with other geeks interested in the same things as them, but they cannot relate to anyone who does not share their same exact niche interests. Dorks and nerds, being more private, are less clannish and more capable of relating to others under the right circumstances; however, they often fail when they try too hard, which the dork is more often guilty of than the nerd.
You’re such a dork!
That hat makes you look like a dork.
Don’t be such a dork, we’re trying to impress them.
by PTKrause July 26, 2019
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Dork

Shut the fuck up Tobie a dork is someone who gets bullied
Tobie:I’m fucking stupid and I don’t know what DORK means

Dirk(Beast):L
by DMC41 November 21, 2021
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check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
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