Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

Floor dancing

A lap dance on the floor

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.

by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018

Dancing with the air

Masturbation

The girl told her parents she was going to dance with the air but when she left the room her parents heard her dancing with the air (masturbating)

by Depressed tator tot February 6, 2019

Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.

I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!

by srae March 2, 2019

Dancing Hermione

The character Hermione Granger, dancing. Played by Kelsey Ellison.

I just saw a video of Dancing Hermione. She's awesome!

by D12434132 March 4, 2019

Break Dancing Bowser

A term used to define that one friend in your group who cannot dance to save their lives.

John: Oh God, Ricky's about to start dancing
*Ricky does some lame ass dance move*
John: He's such a break dancing bowser

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Dancing

Oxford Dictionary defines sport as "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or a team competes against another or others for entertainment". By the latter definition, dancing does not qualify as a sport due to the fact it does not take any skill or ability.
In other words fuck LADC dance and cheer

Person 1 Sayin bro fit you doing ih day
Person 2 Fuck all just taken the misses to her dancing competition

Person 1 Nah fuck that shit bro dancing bare easy

Person 2 Ye I fucking know my g it’s not even a sport
Person 1 EXACTLY!!! I’ll come round w some bev we’ll sit and watch the footie (a real sport) and the misses can make some fat scran

Person 2 Fat plan my g

by Syfillis June 12, 2019