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Crystallightga:a man with a big ego and who is a peace of crap and who we all want to kill
I want to harm crystallightga
by Crystallightga January 19, 2020
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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal
by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020
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cryptarchy

akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.

Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)

Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!

Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…

cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.

cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by c August 20, 2020
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crystal m&ms

hey did you get the crystal m&ms form that guy
by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020
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crystal arrell

YO CRYSTAL ARRELL IS SO COOL U WISH U WERE HER!
by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020
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crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.
Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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