crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

Pit Cricket

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.

Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.

by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021

plug cricket

A boppa who bounces plug to plug for something for the free

Y’all see that boppa ova there at D.C.s she a Plug Cricket

by Discount cocaine 420 September 9, 2021

Cricket

a bunch of losers standing on a patch of grass calling each others mums fat.

'ah fuck sake, not the cricket again'

by vaporesso February 28, 2021

Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore

Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.

by PaulGold August 4, 2014