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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
mugGet the gods cottonmug.

cotton

No clout cotton
by cottonsolos May 10, 2022
mugGet the cottonmug.

cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"
by black blue an March 10, 2022
mugGet the cotton-headed ninny-mugginsmug.

Yellow Cotton Bud

A Cotton Bud that is already used, The cotton part is Ochre or Yellow
by IHateIPhoneUsers September 26, 2020
mugGet the Yellow Cotton Budmug.
THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
mugGet the MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MANmug.

Cotton Candy

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
mugGet the Cotton Candymug.

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.
"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!
by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019
mugGet the Cotton throatmug.

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