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#16 The Chicago Running Man

The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please
Be careful with #16 The Chicago Running Man, I heard he is a homewrecker
by Margaret, pls August 9, 2022
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chicago

OH HELL NO!
first of all how the hell can people keep saying chicago compares itself to new york..chicago is a damn city..not a person..it cant talk! and the people here do have good reason to comopare to new york. they both have terrible gang violence..and full of peoplpe on high-horses(less in da chi) and have big buildings. And never say were not educated..how arent we when most of the math books in the world come from chicago. and were the leading medical city in the country. and another thing!
1|chicago is better than ny...it just is all you have to do is talk to someonw..we wont shut u up or walk past you like those e yuppies
2|there is diversity..the only people who think we arent are outsiders
2|we arent racist...when me an my friends see white people downtown(being from the southside)we talk and both groups just wanna rep our city!
3|new york is full of wannabees while chicago produces some of the best most cultured people in the world.
before you dis chicago COME THE HELL OVER HERE!!
3|and our L system is cleaner,smarter,and more comfortable
oh...chicago i love your skyline
please help us chicago we need some of your water!-LA
IM FROM BROOKLYN!-NY
well i went to robeson high in south chicago and now i nake 7 figures...QUARTERLY!-chicago
by fred s. June 30, 2006
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Chicago Style Pizza

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.
One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.
by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008
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Chicago Steamer

A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
by themanofthehour April 5, 2005
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Chica Caliente

Guy #1: What kind of Latin girl is she? Average?
Guy #2: No man, she is a "Chica Caliente"
by tomhardystraps October 14, 2012
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Chicago

A) The metropolitan capital of the state of Illonois. Known also as the "Windy City." Chicago is the third-largest city in the U.S., and the largest inland city in the country.

B) A game played while smoking the sacred herb whereby an individual who is smoking holds in his hit until the joint/blunt/pipe/bub/bong has been passed all the way around the circle and back to said individual. Then, and only then, can he exhale his hit and take another.
A) Chicago is a pretty cool city, you should check it out.
B) Dude, let's play chicago with that joint and get lifted outta our skulls!
by IAmHydrogen July 23, 2008
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Chicago White Sox

A team that is more consistent than their north-side counterparts, the Cubs. A Sox fan is better behaved than a Cubs fan, not counting the very rare oddball. A typical Sox fan will actually pay attention to the game. Not to mention, 75% of Sox fans are Chicagoans born and raised, and aren't afraid to go to Bridgeport to see a game, unlike fresh-off-the-bus-from-Kalamazoo fratboys and the Lexus-SUV-driving North Shore types.
Sox fans show the nation Chicago's good side.
by Matthew P. August 28, 2005
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