by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a crack head.
by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by awilddoggo July 31, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.
Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. He has the Largest forehead imaginable
by BrandonBDG January 4, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.