Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Bladeshiner

One of military status that shines bayonets and combat knives, keeping clear of bacteria on the blades from enemy blood.

Our bladeshiner, Sgt. Ruck, collected everyones bayonets after the assault for cleaning.

by Gampo September 10, 2012

Blaze

To chuff, most commonly the chronic, but can also refer to the bomb tobacco.

We decided abruptly to blaze (the heady nuggets of course) on the booby bus when I grabbed a keystone to relieve my cottonmouth.

by BiggChuckMN February 19, 2013

Blazeday

A day when you Blaze a.k.a smoke weed. Probably at a ratio of 3-6 joints that day.

saturday
blazeday
monday,tuesday, blazeday
friday
blazeday

by JohnDepp November 4, 2013

blaze dragon

One who consumes copious amounts of pot.

Scenario: In a rush, already late to class.

Will: "let me take one more dab before we leave"

Sam: "no you fucking blaze dragon!"

by DownSouthHan February 12, 2014

Blazer

A party where a bunch of stoners goes to get baked

"Dude, I went to this party last night, and everyone was just laying around, eating Cheetos. turns out it was a blazer

by Knob Marley February 28, 2014

blazed for days

An individual who cannot handle their cannabis, and as a result becomes severely high for a long period of time, often leading to a state of unconsciousness.

"You see Dom smoking the the other day....he's such a light weight, he was blazed for days mate"

by zoo_lander October 22, 2014