A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.
"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.
by luckieb88 January 2, 2012
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Get the bummy bear mug.A master rizzler so great they iare no longer told just 'W rizz' Their wild way of attracting men and women is so wild that they get nicknamed a bear
"Bro has mad game."
"Bro is pulling everyone and everything."
"Bro has W rizz."
"Nah, at this point bro's a rizzly bear."
"Bro is pulling everyone and everything."
"Bro has W rizz."
"Nah, at this point bro's a rizzly bear."
by I<3Nuts January 7, 2023
Get the Rizzly bear mug.The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.
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by fredfx January 22, 2007
Get the papa bear mug.Boo bears are bitter sweet creatures. At times they cuddle and other times they growl. Boo bears have an evil side... at night they scratch and bite and try to choke you out. That could be a good thing if your in to that stuff :) Morning time is best cause they sleep late and wimper in there sleep...It is kind of cute. Never piss a Boo bear off. This could prove disaterous. you have now been warned
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