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Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog June 1, 2018
mugGet the Rodmug.

ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.
Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!
by anonymouschickk April 18, 2011
mugGet the ground rodmug.

Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)
I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.
by MrOverboost August 12, 2016
mugGet the Hot Rodmug.

ram rodded

To get pounded in the ass, usually by another man.
He loves gettin ram rodded while he's smokin foils.
by K-Diddy 2 February 8, 2024
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
mugGet the the rod fathermug.

Rod

Wow! He has a huge rod!
Well, his rod is not as large as I thought it would.
by hooooooooshah November 22, 2021
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Glass Rodding

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
“Yo, we’re glass rodding Friend 3” Friend 1
“Fr” Friend 2
“What did I do!?”
by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025
mugGet the Glass Roddingmug.

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