•A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.
•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .
•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.
SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis
•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .
•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.
SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis
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by A hooman who'll ruin your day August 4, 2020
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by Sebby 1036 March 2, 2020
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He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
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Ryan: Ayeee let’s run 3’s
John: On jah
Jeremy: On gah let’s run 3’s
Lucy: Bet
Aaron: Ye ight
Kar: Well actually guys I got to go my mother is calling me i’ll see y’all later
Everyone: ... so this mans a SIMP
Ryan: Ayeee let’s run 3’s
John: On jah
Jeremy: On gah let’s run 3’s
Lucy: Bet
Aaron: Ye ight
Kar: Well actually guys I got to go my mother is calling me i’ll see y’all later
Everyone: ... so this mans a SIMP
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