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BATMAN

Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime
Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman
by Batman die January 1, 2020
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Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.
Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.
by Batmanist March 5, 2024
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BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.
For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN
by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008
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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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Batman

Joel is the true batman
by Batman95222 October 30, 2021
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Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons ❤

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself
Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had
by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021
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Batman

The batman funny asf specially if she hates Batman an loves Spider-Man.

While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull
by Dirty superheros February 26, 2018
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