straight greens

Marijuana, just marijuana

John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.

by Gumi May 1, 2016

Straight Peez

100% cool nothing about it says otherwise

i like those shoes they're straight peez

by VOSSA July 21, 2011

zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.

Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.

by ccrombeye June 11, 2023

Straight Sweezin

Not being discernable or coherent.

"bsdoknfodifnoidnfoigoignoigngoni"-Daniel

"Yo Daniel Straight Sweezin"-Muhammed

by LankyLegoMan March 14, 2023

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

weak straight

it is an identity, can be used as a trait, description of somebody. It can be used as a slur to belittle other(s) (typically) men, typically identified as by bottoms.

What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.

I'm a weak straight, I'm straight but that's why I look like this

by projectkiyo August 3, 2021

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021