Sloppy Dallas

When you give your one and only a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Hey Dick, how are you?
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me

by MichaelVEK October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

when your girl gives you a blowjob but she packs a fat lip before hand

jane: hey babe, i wanna try something in bed tonight

bob: what is it jane?

jane: its called a sloppy dallas

bob: sure jane we can try it

by poopy butt man October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a woman/man performs oral sex on a male with chewable tobacco inside the giver’s mouth. Quality content from the God of dark humor himself; Mcnasty!

Hey, you want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?

by Twitch.tv/jontaow October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

when a woman with a mouth full of chewing Tabaco gives a blowjob

"dude! lisa gave me the best sloppy dallas last nigh and it was amazing"

by retardedfatfish October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blow job while the giver has a mouthful of dip

You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Sauceycheeto October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

When one gives a blowjob with a mouth full of tobacco dip

I'm planning on giving my man a sloppy dallas, get tobacco dip all over his little pecker.
I'm going to get a sloppy dallas from my girl tomorrow.

by Justnuggernaught420_obese rat7 October 15, 2020