Wonder dog

When you are out of hot dog buns and have to substitute a slice of wonder bread.

Dude, are we out of hot dog buns?

Yeah Brah, gotta use a piece of bread and make a wonder dog.

by just_jess June 8, 2017

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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016

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One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

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In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.

"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021

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