When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.
Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"
by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021
by MR.67 December 03, 2020
by Drachen71 July 04, 2024
by 💜💀 December 13, 2023
A drop shot of 50/50 Rumple Minze and vodka dropped into half a glass of soda water with a dash of bitters. Created by an ethnically contrived bartender living in Bellingham Washington.
“Damn man that weird bartender from the Royal keeps trying to push Siberian Winters on my customers and nobody wants to drink that shit... it’s honestly getting kind of desperate”
by TheRoyalRusski April 28, 2021
by tisnotisaidthefly April 03, 2021
An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.
It's also rather fluffy.
by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021