Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.

Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .

by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023

ultimate bottom

when you're wearing a collar at all times.

June wears an actual dog collar at all times, so she's the ultimate bottom in her relationships

by hypolimnion August 30, 2023

Ultimate Girlboss

VladTheInhaler on Discord and Valorant

1. Man, that VladTheInhaler guy is the Ultimate girlboss.

2. For real for real

by FoolishKeys September 23, 2023

The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...

Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023

Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Ultimated

A thing that my friend Issa says that apparently means ultimate to the power of 10

Me: this is gonna be the ultimate sleepover!
Issa: no,its gonna be the ultimated sleepover!

by Djhenry2019 October 28, 2019

Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go

miss ted - the ultimate clown

by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019