chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

farm tool

it's another name for hoe. get it a hoe is a farm tool so if you are a hoe, like slut, then you are therefore a farmtool

You're so easy,you farm tool.

by Skara2 September 25, 2010

Extruder tool

Penis, dildo. Included by Hasbro in Play-doh sets.

When we got back to her place I gave her a workout with my extruder tool.

by Rolo Mictlantecuhtli January 2, 2015

explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010

man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

by Rich F December 11, 2006